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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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