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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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