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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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