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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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