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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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