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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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