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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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