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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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