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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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