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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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