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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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