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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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