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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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