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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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