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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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