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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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