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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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