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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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