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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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