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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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