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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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