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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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