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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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