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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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