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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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