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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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