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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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