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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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