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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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