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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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