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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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