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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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