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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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