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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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