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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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