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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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