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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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