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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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