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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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