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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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