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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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