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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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