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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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