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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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