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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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