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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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