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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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