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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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