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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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