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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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