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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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