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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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