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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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