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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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