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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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