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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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