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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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