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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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