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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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