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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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