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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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